In a world where AI has opinions, dogs wear Fitbits, and people marry holograms, the question must be asked:
Will the UK Parliament (House of Commons or Lords) officially debate, question, or propose anything related to corn (maize) being alive, having feelings, or needing legal rights before 23:59 UTC on 30 September 2025?
☑️ This includes:
Petitions on emotional vegetables
AI misidentifying crops as sentient
MPs wondering if genetically-modified corn “knows” it’s being eaten
Any serious discussion on the rights of snack-based lifeforms
🚫 This does not count:
Corny jokes during debates
Mentions of Cornwall or Cornish pasties
Anything clearly metaphorical or meant as a jest
Resolution Criteria (Oracle Decision):
Resolves to YES if any Hansard transcript before the deadline includes phrases about corn or maize and:
Emotions
Feelings
Rights
Being alive or aware
Needing legal protection
Otherwise, resolves to NO.
Final ruling to be issued by the Oracle of Reasonably Concerned Vegetables.
Superbly funny market description, though doesn't including mentioning it being alive make it suddenly much more likely, given that plants are indeed alive?