I asked GPT-4 to write a parody of 'Smack That' about Akon City. This is the result:

[Intro: Akon & Investor]

Shady

Konvict, upfront

Akon, Crypto Crazy

I see the one, could this be that city? Ayy

[Pre-Chorus: Akon]

I see you schemin', I can see it from my ledger

Wanna jump up in my crypto endeavor?

Maybe go to my city and just kick it like we're pro?

And possibly cash you over?

[Chorus: Akon]

Look back and watch me stack that, all on the shore

Stack that, give me some more

Stack that, 'til you get poor

Stack that, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Stack that, all on the shore

Stack that, give me some more

Stack that, 'til you get poor

Stack that, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

[Verse 1: Akon]

Upfront style, ready to build now

Pull in the city lot slow with the drill down

Konvict's got the whole thing sealed now

Step in the city, the future's revealed now

I feel it, dawnin' bricked now

Ooh, I see it golden and tricked now

I'ma call her, then I put the stack down

Money no problem, pocket full of that now

[Verse 2: Eminem]

Oh, looks like another coin changer

They better hang on when they throw this thing on

Get a little bank on, they gon' flip

For this Akon bit, you can bank on it

Architecture, infrastructure, kitty-cat paws

The way it climbs up the economic walls

Lookin' like one of them futuristic halls

Tryin' to hold my crypto back through my draws

Steps off stage, didn't think I saw her

Creeps up behind me, and she's like "You're—"

I'm like, "I know, let's cut to the chase

No time to waste, back to my space"

Plus from the globe to the crib's like a mile away