What will be true about 2025's Time Person of the Year?
Basic
101
Ṁ9818
Dec 21
99.1%
Is two or more people
98.9%
AI-related
38%
Recording exists of them saying "fuck"
37%
Has used cannabis
30%
is digital (software, concept or technology)
30%
Photo exists of them wearing a baseball hat
28%
Has been to Africa
14%
...could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
11%
Jeffrey Epstein associate
11%
Has Tattoo
11%
Has won Times POTY before
9%
English speaker (human)
8%
known to have been a shriner / bear / elk / mason / rotary club / lion or other social club member
8%
Manifold thinks they are "right-wing"
7%
6 feet / 183 cm or taller
7%
Abrahamic religion
6%
Drinks alcohol
5%
Under 40 years old at time of announcement
5%
Male
4%
White hair

Rules (In Progress)

  • If the answer is marked HUMAN, it will be resolved NO if an object or other non-human wins (Example: ChatGPT does not count as an English speaker)

  • If the answer is marked INDIVIDUAL, it will resolve NO if more than one person wins.

  • If a group of people wins, an answer must apply to ALL of them for it to resolve YES. (Example: If the answer is 'Bald', and a group of five people win, it will resolve YES if all five are Bald, and NO if at least one person is not Bald.)

I reserve the right to NA any answer for any reason, to combat duplicates or abuse.

  • Update 2025-12-09 (PST) (AI summary of creator comment): If an AI wins Time Person of the Year, the creator may resolve multiple answers to N/A.

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@strutheo between them, the architects of AI have way more than 2 children. Why is this so low?

bought Ṁ1 YES

@Fion and some of them are white and heterosexual so probably both of those should resolve YES as well

@Fion the conditions of the market state that for anything to resolve yes in the case of multiple winners that it must apply to every single person. So for white to resolve yes it would need to be the case that every one of them was white, or for two children to resolve yes; each winner would need to have two children.

sold Ṁ0 YES

@ShaneBo thanks

bought Ṁ5 YES

@strutheo Surely “AI” counts as saying “fuck”.

bought Ṁ1 YES

@strutheo Sora and Google Banana could suck a golf ball through a garden hose - on video. Will it count?

if its ai i might have to na a bunch of these lol

How tall is AI? Would the height of the average server rack (which is around 6ft) be used for its physical height?

bought Ṁ7 NO

@strutheo Is the Pope a head of state? Technically, since Vatican City is a country, I think it counts.

bought Ṁ2 NO

Is ChatGPT bald? It doesn't have hair, but then it also doesn't have a scalp.

@binarypigeon this is the shit ancient greek philosophers argued about

sold Ṁ10 NO

lmao I'm an idiot, thought it was for 2024, luckily managed to sell before major losses

@TheAllMemeingEye bruh 200 mana is not major

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